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Jersey Shore Finale & Why I Should Be On Season 2


Well it’s finally come down to the last episode of Jersey Shore. I really don’t know how it is I will get by once the finale is over. I hope that the season is released to DVD, packed with extra’s, bonus footage, “The Punch”, Tanning Secrets, and most of all pictures of how they got Amanda Bynes to look like Snooki.

Not Really……

Of all the “Reality Shows” MTV has spewed out over the years, this by far, has been a lesson in what not to do, and what not to watch. Granted controversy brings ratings. MTV wants an ass every 18 inches, side by side, glued to television sets and the web to soak up these kids as they can. Let’s not forget MTV is out to make money, and money they have made off these folks. But at what cost? Dell, American Family Insurance, and Domino’s pulled their sponsorship after Italian American interest groups were offended by the show. Even with those sponsors gone, the show, the cast, and MTV all still made money. That is the bottom line.

Anyone remember these guys?

The cast from MTV”s The Real World?

This was the first and only successful experiment in “Reality Live Together Shows”. I wonder how they are? What they learned? How much money did they make? They seemed to be able to give the insights I was looking for into different cultures, different lifestyles, and did it all without being offensive to themselves first and the rest of the world as well.

Here is an idea for the title of the second season of Jersey Shore

Wait…..That’s kind of what already has occurred….

How is it a reality show when you out a casting call asking for “Loud, Opinionated, Tan, Young Drunks”?

So I’m trying to figure out how I can submit my portfolio to land this dream gig? I could run around the house naked, make smart ass comments, offend people, offend women, lose my self-esteem but never really lose it because I never had it to start with.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…What did Bob Say?

Alright maybe I’m being to hard on them?!? I mean they are young. So what they need is like a “House Father”. Here is my photo for official submission to the show. Ladies…..This is the “True Situation”.

I really think I’ve got a shot….I do. I could take care of them.

I guess the thing to do would be to ask a New Yorker about Jersey.

Well my friend….It looks like that has already been done.

All jokes aside. These kids will be one upped at some point. All shows are. MTV has a demographic they are appealing to. Some could say I’m just bitter, maybe even jealous. Hell, I’d like to have abs like that (Again?!?) but not at the cost of looking like an idiot on Worldwide Television, and unfortunately that is what MTV has done with these kids. But I wonder who is the bigger idiot….Them or Us?

Take Care.

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The Amanda Bynes Tragedy


I wonder how this could have happened?????
Sweet Amanda Bynes as seen below….

 

Somehow has transformed into this; courtesy of poor drinking water from Newark, New Jersey and poor make-up talents by MTV……

Ohh Wait….This is that girl Stoopi, I mean Snooker, or Snooki from the MTV reality show “Jersey Shore” that deals with ‘Guidos’, ‘Guidettes’, ‘Mario’s, ‘Luigi’s’, and don’t forget……..YOSHI!!!!!!!

I guess Sooki was out at a club (imagine that) and got punched by a male patron. I’m not condoning violence towards women, but if this ya-ya rolled up to me drunk, there is no telling what I would do. Maybe lay an egg, jump down a green tunnel, or perhaps beg MTV for my own show………

Tales of the Real Jersey Shore

 

Ohh Wait……That’s kinda what this show is already about.

Also see my follow up post…”Amanda doesn’t live next to me”…..

Take Care…..Bob “The Situation” D.